I feel like crawling under the bed and never coming out. Three more things for which I am grateful?
- Toilet paper: I don’t like the idea of the alternative.
- Mass adoption of bathing. My nose is so sensitive that I think I would have died if I had lived before bathing was a social norm.
- . . .jerk chicken, blackened chicken, curry chicken, kung pao chicken, General Tso’s chicken . . .
- Coffee.
