I feel like crawling under the bed and never coming out. Three more things for which I am grateful?

1. Toilet paper: I don’t like the idea of the alternative.
2. Mass adoption of bathing. My nose is so sensitive that I think I would have died if I had lived before bathing was a social norm.
3. . . .jerk chicken, blackened chicken, curry chicken, kung pao chicken, General Tso’s chicken . . .
4. Coffee.

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