Indisputable evidence that I needed coffee

To try to wake up, I decided to have some coffee. I currently have access to an automatic coffee machine: add a single-serve coffee pouch, put the mug under the nozzle, and push a button. Pro tip: performing two out of three steps does not work well. I forgot to put the mug under the nozzle. When I came back to the machine, I was confused why my coffee cup was empty. At first, I did not think about the fact that the cup was empty and not under the nozzle; my brain merely thought it was weird that the coffee had not defied gravity and poured itself into the mug that was not under the nozzle. I am not sure how long I stared at the machine, but I am sure it was much too long.

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