1. Modafinil MXN$1271 for 28 days
2. DiazepamMXN$1028 for 3 months
3. Venlafaxine MXN$381 for 30 days
4. Ibuprofen MXN$22 for 40 days
5. Omeprazol MXN$70 for 28 days
6. Antacid MXN$33 for 30 days
7. Loratadine MXN$65 for 40 days
   1. Subtotal: MXN$2870
8. Bus ticket ~MXN$770
9. Lodging, 3 nights MXN$336
   1. Subtotal: MXN$1100
10. Passport renewal, expires 1 June 2017, US$140 plus round-trip travel to a consulate, twice, MXN$2000?
    1. Subtotal: I’m fucked. It’s my only picture ID, it takes multiple weeks to process, it can’t be expedited, and I don’t have that much money
11. Convert US$ to MXN$, without fees, US$1 = MXN$19

Total: US$140 + MXN$5970 and I eat what?

(Approximate total US$454.20)

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