This is tragic or funny, depending how you read it:
- I am obscenely poor…
- Because I have had multiple illnesses for many years.
- I have found a medicine that science says can cure many of my problems: mushrooms.
- After eleven months of trying to get mushrooms, I finally collected enough for a few weeks.
- But they will rot after a couple of days if I don’t have a food dehydrator.
- I have made plans for this day by trying to buy a food dehydrator for six months.
- I didn’t have the money to buy the food dehydrator in advance.
- In the last three days, I have been to every store in this town, from Walmart to Mexican home-appliance-chains to family owned stores, and no one has a food dehydrator in stock.
- It’s possible to order a food dehydrator from the internet.
- I can’t order from the internet because the cheapest dehydrator is MXN$1399, but my PayPal card only has MXN$1189. In a store, I was going to pay with a combination of cash and card.
- I also can’t order from the internet because I must move in three days. Even if I could afford the rent, which I can’t, this apartment is too stressful. Besides the non-stop noise, mold grows on everything, including my clothes.
- So I possess the medicine that can cure me, and I will literally watch it rot from maggots.
https://twitter.com/HunterHoganNOW/status/1002429368205918208?s=19
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https://twitter.com/HunterHoganNOW/status/1005192583973236736?s=19
This is just one example of comedic tragedy in my life. I could include some links here asking for financial help, but the lack of more help is merely tragic, not funny.
