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The Associated Press wrote a long screed about how American soldiers who commit crimes in Iraq may have to face Iraqi law. AP does not seem to mind that millions of Iraqis will have to use the same laws.
A British man had assistance committing suicide, legally, in Switzerland. In other news, uptight conservatives have declared that if cheese has holes in it, then it is Freedom Cheese.
This journalist purposely used a forged boarding pass to get on a plane, with box cutters. In America. Recently. The TSA budget is $7 billion. Wasted.
“A South Korean shipping company paid a ransom to Somali pirates for the release of a cargo ship and 22 crew members seized over a month ago”.
The GOP sued Ohio to force them to removed 200,000 new voters from voter registration lists. The Supreme Court ruled today that the GOP does not have the authority to disenfranchise voters.
CNN has run 54 segments about ACORN, but rarely mentions two important facts about the “controversy” that would prove there is no controversy.
A Tom Udall campaign ad shows that public funding for science is a good thing.
“‘All our people do when they go into villages is make noise and break windows and say, ‘If you hurt us, it won’t go without comment.’ It’s only for deterrence,’ she says.”
A high student wrote a short story about a high school attacked by zombies. Police interpreted this as a threat to the high school and arrested the student. We are now safe from the zombie menace.
“Police have arrested innocent people due to faulty fingerprint analysis but have not determined how many cases were affected by such errors, police officials said.”