Today’s evidence that I need coffee AND that I should wear a helmet and avoid operating heavy machinery until I drink my coffee

French Vanilla Coffee Mate

I made the coffee (yeah!), but then I almost poured purified water in it instead of creamer. I stopped just as I was tilting the water pitcher towards the cup. That’s not creamer, silly Hunter. I put the water pitcher back in the fridge, then I poured milk into my coffee before I realized it was milk and not creamer. I stopped after pouring just a little milk. I put the milk back in the fridge, and on my third attempt to find the large, bright blue bottle that says French Vanilla Creamer, which is right next to the milk, I managed to pour creamer into my coffee. I would stay far far far away from me this morning until I drink it.

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