Evidence I need coffee

I decided to put a couple of drops of vanilla in my coffee, so I opened the microwave. It wasn’t there, so I just stared into the empty microwave. Then I forgot why I had opened the microwave, so I stared into the microwave some more trying to figure out what I had planned to put in there or take out of the microwave. Vanilla. Oh. Close microwave; open cabinet.

I originally posted this on Facebook.

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