1. Anti-abortion is pro-fascism
2. I’m not a jackass or a moron//I’m a tourist! (window decal, so it can be removed)
3. “War” on drugs is fascist
4. Stay back 1 car length per 10mph//High speed? Stay back at least 1 semi-trailer length
5. Slower traffic keep right (with arrow pointing right) // faster traffic don’t tailgate
6. [in reverse lettering] Slower traffic keep right (with arrow pointing right)
7. Passed on the right? Are you in the wrong lane?
8. Passing on the right? Did you tailgate me also?
9. Aggressive drivers use more gas which funds terrorism ergo: aggressive drivers are pro-terrorist
10. Religion
11. Freedom of religion means freedom FROM religion, especially your religion
12. Freedom of religion means removing In Allah we Trust from dollar bills
13. Freedom of religion means removing “Under Vishnu” from the Pledge
14. Freedom of religion means not praying to Buddha before a football game
15. Freedom of religion means removing “so help me, Yahweh” from the witness oath
16. You have no right to make driving more dangerous for the rest of us
17. You have no right to risk my mother’s life with your idiotic driving
